APRIL FOOLS, YA LITTLE SAUSAGE

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Anonymous asked: hello jess. i haven't told you this recently but i quite like you. youre awesome. bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother

thanks alex i really needed this. xo

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thehighrule:

One of my all time faves. 
oneandonlytaryn replied to your photo: yayayayay
eeewww, the grape one tastes like medicine, the raspberry one is so much better

i don’t like grape flavored anything but it wasn’t my choice what we got so i’ll drink whatever. i was really fucked up though, i had like half of it.

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yayayayay
typical drunk photo
so today i gave birth to this beautiful condom baby named willie

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rick perry is wearing the same jacket in his anti-gay video that heath ledger did in brokeback mountain oops

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  • jen: hey jess. i love them. angels and airwaves. they're on your shirt.
  • boy i don't know: hey jess. i love them. your boobs.

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Anonymous asked: I'll make you charts and stuff. It'll be easy!

hahahah okay i’m looking forward to it

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